Living the pleasant life, in the land of pleasant living

Hankering for a frosty beverage?
No refrigerator in your bedroom?
Is it 30 degrees outside?
Too lazy to go upstairs to the refrigerator?
Does this describe you?
You lazy, insufferable, magnificent, lovable slob!

Introducing ... The all-new Refridgawindow 5000!
Patent Pending, bitches.

First, you get yourself a bathroom. One with a window, natch.



Then what you do is, you put your stash on the sill and you open the window. But check it. Here's the key. You pull down the shades to keep the cold air out, and the warm air in!



Enjoy!
From the Land of Pleasant Living, indeed.