"Phuket." Is that your answer to everything?

Phuket. Phuket. Phuket. I'm getting outta here.
Phuket all to hell.
This place has gotten too violent for me. I'm gonna go live on an island, and have not a care in the world.

Oh, to live on Phuket Island. What a dream!

I'm a get a nice little grass hut in Phuket Town and be mayor of Phuket City. So come visit, wontcha?



Or come visit in Japan bithes. I'll be there in July.