Hate horses? Me too!

Another crappy day at the track, courtesy of the stupid horses at Laurel Park who never do what you tell them to do.



Go #3! You stupid horse! RUN FASTER!



Come on #5! Catch up to #8! But don't pass #2 or it'll blow my trifecta! Stupid horse! STUPID, STUPID HORSE!

I'm strongly considering moving "Stupid Horses" down on my "Favorite Animals List."
They're already below "Delightful Fish," "Scrumptious Cows," and "Dogs That Never Want to Listen."
But they're still above jellyfish. Those things are just no good no how.