Basketball Game Review: Grizzlies Vs. Nuggets

It had always been my dream to see NBA stars Carmelo Anthony and Rudy Gay up close and in action. Thanks to the Memphis Grizzlies and their $5 ticket prices, that dream became a reality. Check out my photos!

Here's one of Iverson totally dunking from the free throw line.



On this play, Rudy Gay had the ball and was dribbling all over the place. Iverson was trying to defend him but he couldn't. Check out the priceless look on Iverson's face. He's all "What the ... !"



This photo is evidence of the maxim "Sometimes when you're in the right place at the right time, you get the absolute perfect photograph."
I had been tinkering with the f-stop and I jacked the shutter speed up to like third gear. That's how I got this whole weird effect with the colors and the shadows and the apertures. For all you amateurs out there, don't even try to do this by yourself. You need a special mega-pixel camera from Japan.



OMG! Look at Pau Gasol getting major air.
He probably has those special high-tops you can pump air into. Those things should be outlawed.



This photo isn't so great. I just wanted to get a crowd reaction shot. Check out Spike Lee in the front row. By the way, who's that girl with him? That isn't who I think it is, is it? Are they dating?
Weird ...

Business Name Reviews: Memphis

Across the Mid-South, Memphians are renowned for their cultivated sense of humor.



At times abstruse and recondite.



At others cruel and taunting.

Toilets. Ha!

I totally get them now. They are no longer the mystery they once were, with all their pipes and levers and microchips.
I totally dominate toilets!

For Frau C. and Frau O.

Here are some places you might want to stop for food:

Bryce's Cafeteria - Texarkana, TX
More info about Bryce's - It's actually not that bad.

Doe's Eat Place - Little Rock, AR (porterhouse steak pictured below, enough for two to eat)



And here are some place for you to think about going to when you get here.

Interstate BBQ


Germantown Commissary


Payne's BBQ


Can't wait to eat meat. I mean see you!
God speed!

Well Then

I guess I pretty much understand everything there is to know about toilets now.

OMG! We're having a baby!!!

That's what I imagine Frau A. and Herr S. are saying right now. They are scheduled to have a baby this summer, as a result of their successful conception.

Projected baby image:


These are certainly exciting times. It hasn't been made clear if they've chosen a name yet. Freddy is a good name.



Speaking of babies ...

Frau B. and Herr P. have given birth to a healthy baby girl. Baby Neko came into this world eight days ago in Atlanta, Georgia. Isn't she cute?

Exclusive baby pic!

Both mother and child are doing fine. And so far the father has done a remarkable job of not shaking the baby, or even balcony-dangling her. Even though we all know how much fun that is. So good job to all three of them! I think I speak for everybody when I say this is fantastic news.