Concert Review: Black Panda

Sorry for the lapse in content. I haven't been properly drunk in a while.
And near my computer.


Anyway, on today's show, we have Fido.
Fido is a friendly, loving animal, as are most dogs that have Down's Syndrome.


Ruby's BBQ in Austin, TX. Not the best, but will do in pinch. They use all-natural, grass-fed beef. Whatever.





Black Panda playing their #1 hit single "Gizzard Shad."


Rocky lottery ticket. I don't know how I feel about this.

Rocky promised me I could win $25,000.
He got my hopes up, then he didn't deliver.
Just like in Rocky 1 when (SPOILER ALERT!) he lost to Apollo Creed.
I think perhaps now I won't go see his new movie.
At least not on opening night anyway.



I have to admit, I stole this content from somebody else's blog. What the hell. We're all blog blood brothers:

En la semana the smoking gun encontró esta joya de mugshot:


JULY 21--Meet Patrick Tribett. The Ohio man was nabbed yesterday morning for "abusing harmful intoxicants" as he attempted to make a purchase at Bellaire's Dollar General Store. The 41-year-old Tribett, it seems, had been huffing spray paint and needed a refill. According to a Bellaire Police Department report, Tribett's pupils were constricted and he replied slowly to their questions. Oh, and "officers observed the paint on face and hands," as can be seen in the below mug shot. Tribett, who was previously busted for assault, domestic violence, and inhaling harmful intoxicants, was booked into the Belmont County Sheriff's Office lockup. His booking photo immediately joins TSG's pantheon of favorite kooky mug shots


Digo obviamente se ve su afición por los GOLDEN State Warriors...

Mezcal Review: Oaxaca Variety

In this month's issue of Mezcal Aficionado, Mel Gibson discusses the simple pleasures of life, like hanging out at happy hour and your friend totally hooks you up with a shot and he's like "Dude! This is good shit. It's from Oaxaca!"


"Years go by, you're fine," he says. "And then all of a sudden in a heartbeat, in an instant, on an impulse, somebody shoves a glass of Mescal in front of your nose and says, `It's from Oaxaca.' And it's burning its way through your esophagus and you go, `Oh man, what did I do that for? I can't put the toothpaste back in the tube.'"

I always knew Melvin was a mezcal man. Anyone want to go get a drink tonight? Hit me up!

Ugly Betty Review: Episode 2

This week on Ugly Betty, Ugly Betty lost some book that was important to one of the guys on the show. The reason she lost it is because she took it home because the dude was humping his secretary. Not Ugly Betty though.
So anyway, there were some phone calls made. Some old fellow was breaking in to this house and so was this one girl with a big TV.
In the end, Ugly Betty and this one dude were
GETTIN!!! IT!!! ON!!!! OH YEAAAAARRRGHHHHHHH!!!!!!


And my dog was watching and this kind of made him frisky and he started going after that cat stuff.


Even some hyenas that were out in the yard. They saw this and they started gettin all hot and stuff.


Everybody watch this show. If we don't support this thing, they might cancel it.

BBQ Review: The BBQ Shop

A very tidy presentation of ribs. You got your dry rub ribs, your sauce ribs, and beans for two. Although I prefer no-sauce, no-rub with my bbq, If I had to choose between the two, I'd go with the dry rub.

It's a close call. Sauce had an early lead, but dry-rub has overtaken it lately with its vigor and determination.




Just like my paesanos eat it in Sicily: barbecue spasghetti!


And now, to answer your anticipated questions, in the order I anticipate them:
- No, that's not marinara sauce.
- Yes, that is barbecue sauce.
- No, I wouldn't order it again.
- No, I didn't get a haircut.
- No, I don't have any spare change.
- No, I can't dig it.
- Yes, no man is an island.
- No, Yes is a progressive rock band from England.
- Yes, Yes is the name of their self-titled debut album.
- No, no quiero any more hot sauce. Two will be plenty.
- Why yes, I do work out. What's your name?
- Yes, I am interested in learning about your church and will gladly donate generously.